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You might be a redneck if...
You have a real life workable solution for the BP oil spill crisis.
All jokes aside (I live in Texas and grew up in a small town, so
I'm native to this accent, lol) these two guys seem to have a
VERY realistic, logical, and workable solution to the problem.
The Department of Energy employs more than 16,000 full time
bureaucrats and 100,000 contractors. We can replace the entire
Department of Energy with these two guys. They've produced
more value in this video than 16,000 bureaucrats and 100,000 contractors.