Tony Michael

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Michael Jordan's Hitler-stache has to have some logical explanation.
Possible theories behind the "Herr Jordan" follow:

1. He likes a challenge. Michael Jordan has already sold you everything you never thought you'd buy. I sat through Space Jam, and though I have no specific memory why, I still somehow ended up buying the Quad City DJs' theme song to the movie. Like Michael Bay with Transformers 2, he is testing his powers to see if he can make the public embrace the unembraceable because he is both powerful and bored.

2. Lost a bet with Charles Oakley. Self-explanatory, because Charles Barkley carries an invisible tire iron named "Reggie" loyal to him and only him at all times.

3. He has a deep philtrum. A snot-path from his his nose to his lip as deep as the Marianas Trench, invulnerable to normal razors hey wait...

4. This is a marketing campaign's first stage. Step one: "Do you have a deep philtrum?" Step two: Charlie Sheen points at him, says "Hey, it's black Hitler!" Step three: "Try Gillette's new Contoured Philtrum Decimator, now with 17 Blades." Step four: "Jordan backs over Sheen three times in his car at the country club and drives off clean-shaven." MARKETING VICTORY. (And if he backs over Charlie Sheen, one for humanity at large.)

5. He's the President of Zimbabwe. Always a possibility.

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Muhammed Ali, Mike Tyson, and Sugar Ray Leonard
all on the Arsenio Hall Show.

I don't know about you, but I think this is ridiculous.

It's ridiculous how much news coverage this has had.
Listening to the media say Tiger "owes" this to the
public... What??? Why???

I couldn't care less, nor should I.

I think the media owes the public an apology for shoving
this crap down our throats every single day. Pretending
that a TV star, Athlete, or Politician's sexcapades are
a "news story".

This is crap. It's tabloid journalism. It is gossip that is as
respectable as jr. high kids talking about each other on
the playground.

I don't give a sh*t about Tiger's apology.  The only people
who should are his wife, his kids, and the rest of his family.
Thats it!

I want CNN's apology.

There are important things happening in the world and you
have a professional responsibility to report what matters in
the world today.

What porn stars this golfer is having sex with...

--> Is NOT what matters in the world today. <--

Tiger should be ashamed, but...
Not nearly as much as the bottom feeders we call "The Media".

This was one of the most amazing displays I've ever seen in the NBA.