I'm pretty sure Denny's is trying to kill America.
They are currently promoting a Denny's invented celebration called "Baconalia"
featuring this... A Bacon and Maple Syrup Sundae.
I wondered who the hell would eat this, and rather than go spy on people at
Denny's I decided to do the next best thing... search Youtube.
I was able to find someone posting of video of themselves eating this,
and of course they had what you would expect...
- 1 missing tooth
- And an eclectic name "Dark"
- Sweet Gold Watch from Walmart
- Standard issue mullet, slicked back of course.
- Tasmanian Devil Tshirt wrapped around 300+ pounds
of I'll eat anything with bacon and/or ice cream.
Dark and Poy... An American Love Story
PS: I love how he eats it while chewing with his mouth open.
This is proof, there is a woman for every single man out there.
(Maybe not a super classy one, but a woman non the less.)
> Links to this page:
http://j.mp/DarkPoy
http://j.mp/Bacon-Death