Is Denny's Is Trying To Kill You

I'm pretty sure Denny's is trying to kill America.

They are currently promoting a Denny's invented celebration called "Baconalia"
featuring this... A Bacon and Maple Syrup Sundae.

I wondered who the hell would eat this, and rather than go spy on people at
Denny's I decided to do the next best thing... search Youtube.

I was able to find someone posting of video of themselves eating this,
and of course they had what you would expect...

- 1 missing tooth
- And an eclectic name "Dark"
- Sweet Gold Watch from Walmart
- Standard issue mullet, slicked back of course.
- Tasmanian Devil Tshirt wrapped around 300+ pounds
  of I'll eat anything with bacon and/or ice cream. 

Dark and Poy... An American Love Story

PS: I love how he eats it while chewing with his mouth open.
This is proof, there is a woman for every single man out there. 
(Maybe not a super classy one, but a woman non the less.) 

> Links to this page:
http://j.mp/DarkPoy
http://j.mp/Bacon-Death