Mike Tyson: From Most Hated to Most Loved

If you would have told me 10 years ago that Mike Tyson would...

1. Would have his own tv show... on Animal Planet.
2. Would be giving marriage advice to over 500,000 people.
3. Be the funniest guy, in the funniest scene, in one of the
    funniest movies of all time. 

I would have assumed you were crazy or high (or both), but...
That's the reality today for the formerly "Iron" Mike Tyson.

"Nobody respected the Iron Mike guy, now everyone is
respecting me because you're getting the best of me now!"
- Mike Tyson  (posted to twitter)

"The secret to a successful marriage = NO SECRETS!!!
I never keep any from my wife, that’s why we are both so
happy and in love." - Mike Tyson  (posted to twitter)

Who would have imagined this...

Or this... Mike Tyson, the iPhone App Developer?

Or Mike Tyson... The spokesperson for peace loving Vegans?

Congrats to the new and improved Mike Tyson...
The old one was a little scary.

If you need a reminder, check this out:
http://tinyurl.com/The-Old-Scary-Mike 

Here's a link to his new show:
http://tinyurl.com/TheMikeTysonShow 

Here's a link to his new iPhone app:
http://rock.li/vetko

> Link to this page:
http://j.mp/TheNewMike 

Apple's Revolutionary New Macbook "No"

I couldn't stop laughing watching this!

"Everything is only a few hundred clicks away with the
one simple button concept."  <-- Hilarious!

Apple, as much as I love my iPhone... it really would
be nice to have all of those 4 more "complicated" buttons
that my Android phone has! 

1. A menu button. 
2. A search button
3. A back button
4. A dedicated camera button

I have over 100 apps... I think I can handle more than one button.

> Link to this page:
http://j.mp/MacbookNO

The Best... Worst Song Ever Written.

At the time of my posting this, Rebecca Black has 101,000,000 views
with this "song" (I feel bad even calling it that).  Even more amazing
than that, I read some where it has got SO much attention for being
sooo bad, people have gone crazy for buying it as a ring tone, and just
for fun as a joke... now she's expected to make over $1 Million from it!

Good for her, just goes to prove you don't need any talent at all to become
rich and famous.  Just ask the entire cast of Jersey Shore, or any Kardashian.

> Links to this page:
http://bit.ly/BadFriday
http://bit.ly/BestWorstSong

Is Denny's Is Trying To Kill You

I'm pretty sure Denny's is trying to kill America.

They are currently promoting a Denny's invented celebration called "Baconalia"
featuring this... A Bacon and Maple Syrup Sundae.

I wondered who the hell would eat this, and rather than go spy on people at
Denny's I decided to do the next best thing... search Youtube.

I was able to find someone posting of video of themselves eating this,
and of course they had what you would expect...

- 1 missing tooth
- And an eclectic name "Dark"
- Sweet Gold Watch from Walmart
- Standard issue mullet, slicked back of course.
- Tasmanian Devil Tshirt wrapped around 300+ pounds
  of I'll eat anything with bacon and/or ice cream. 

Dark and Poy... An American Love Story

PS: I love how he eats it while chewing with his mouth open.
This is proof, there is a woman for every single man out there. 
(Maybe not a super classy one, but a woman non the less.) 

> Links to this page:
http://j.mp/DarkPoy
http://j.mp/Bacon-Death